if u smash snails on purpose ur a fuckin piece of shit they are tiny cuties trying 2 get somewhere as fast as they can pls help them out
um excuse me have you ever had a garden because those fuckers will fuck your shit up i mean they totally ruined an entire row of my broccoli plants in one night i am not even fucking around about my broccoli fuck snails
i’m finally watching the office straight through and my god why haven’t i done this before
Finn Hudson Week - Day 4: Favorite friendship → Artie Abrams.
- guy ripping my movie ticket: enjoy your movie
- me: you too
woah bummer for everyone not making out with me right now
I’m very, very sorry for the terrible distress that I have caused. I’m very, very sorry.
(Source: bbrando)
